Fuck appropriateness.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
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i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
im calling her cock vulture from now on
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
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I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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