Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
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Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
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that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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