Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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