dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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