I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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