I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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