Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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