this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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