omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
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All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
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Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
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