You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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