Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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