anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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