i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
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did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
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she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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