wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
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Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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