I must be too annoying 4 u.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
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just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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