just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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