she smelled like a LAN party
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
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There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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