Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
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We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
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She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
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