OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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