I must be too annoying 4 u.
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
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Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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