its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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