My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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