awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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