Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I am naked and annoyed.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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