i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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