isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
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remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
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Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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