he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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