watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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