i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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