i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
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