so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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