this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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