Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds