her vagine was all disorganized.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
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I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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