Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
