Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize