North Korea, Best Korea!
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
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