butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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