I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
you're hired as official boob wrangler
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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