Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
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