So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
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Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
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HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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