I called the bartender Mr. Intoxication last night. He thought it was funny until i threw up and blamed it on him
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
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I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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