You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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