I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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