I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
