I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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