They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Randomize
