Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
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If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
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this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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