it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
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what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
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I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated