Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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