Small penises have feelings too.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
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Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
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We had sex on a dog bed..
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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