Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
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We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
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Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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