my mouth tastes like poor choices
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
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So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
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I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I touched a dick in church today
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize