I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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