you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
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Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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