brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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