Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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